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No funnels. No fluff. Just emails worth opening.
Let’s be honest, most email newsletters are mind-numbingly boring. They promise “game-changing strategies” and “unbelievable growth hacks.” What you end up with is an AI-generated text dump with a Canva chart less interesting than dryer lint.
You deserve better.
At Growalrus, we provide the tools to craft emails that sound like living, working, vibrant people. People with coffee-stained keyboards and too many tabs open. People who run small shops, side hustles, and full-blown ecommerce stores. People who want to connect through emails without needing a degree in funnel science.
Subscribing here means you’ll get one email a week, maybe two if we’re feeling bold. They’ll be short, clear, grounded in reality, and always helpful. Whether we’re talking about email marketing software for small business, writing subject lines that get opened, or telling stories that earn clicks, it’ll be something you can actually use. Not recycled tweets from the mouth of ChatGPT.
What you’ll get:
● Practical advice on email marketing for ecommerce, based on real use, not guesses.
● Tips on storytelling, audience trust, and building a brand voice that feels like you.
● Simple strategies to grow your email list without weird popups or gated nonsense.
● The occasional reminder that your writing doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to have meaning.
What you won’t get:
● AI-generated spam desperately pretending to be insight.
● Endless upsells and “last chance” countdowns.
● A thousand-tool tech stack that needs its own 500-page instruction manual.
We believe email is sacred ground.
The last quiet place on the internet where people actually pay attention and learn. We believe that human-first email marketing will outlast every algorithm chasing its tail. Email lingers in the brain where algorithms come and go like raindrops in the wind.
So no, we’re not going to promise 10x growth or overnight success. But if you’re tired of empty metrics and ready to build something meaningful, we’re your people.
Join us. Once a week. Always free. Surprisingly good.
👉 Subscribe now, and let’s make your next email actually count.