We just want your email.
Not to sell you. To set you free.
If you’re building an ecommerce brand that’s tired of trends, funnels, and algorithms — you’re in the right place.
We send story-rich, strategy-smart emails.
No tricks. No fluff. Just honest growth from a team who actually lives this.
No funnels. No fluff. Just emails worth opening.
Most newsletters feel like white noise —
Recycled tips. Hollow “growth hacks.”
AI blurbs dressed up in Canva charts.
At Growalrus, we write like people.
Messy, caffeinated, real people.
Running small shops. Chasing real connection.
Done with chasing algorithms.
Because this game? It’s exhausting.
Always posting. Always paddling.
Stop for a second — and you sink.
But email?
Email is quiet. Focused. Human.
It stays. It builds.
That’s why we’re here.
No trends. No tricks.
Just story-rich, strategy-smart emails you’ll actually want to read.
✅ What You’ll Get:
• Weekly emails with real advice for ecommerce brands
• Storytelling tips that build trust
• Strategies that don’t require a funnel science degree
• A reminder: your voice matters more than perfection
❌ What You Won’t Get:
• AI-generated fluff
• Sales traps and countdowns
• 30-tab tech stacks
• Empty “10x growth” promises
📖 Why We Do This
We believe email is sacred ground.
The last quiet place on the internet
where people actually pay attention and learn.
We believe that human-first email marketing
will outlast every algorithm chasing its tail.
Because email lingers in the brain
— where trends vanish like raindrops in the wind.
So no, we’re not promising 10x growth
or overnight success.
But if you’re tired of empty metrics,
and ready to build something meaningful —
we’re your people.
